alrightevans:

i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

(Source: alrightevans)

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

fullmetalfisting:

If anyone ever tells u tht ur stupid say “stupid in love. With ur mom” ( this 1 works better if you pay 20 ppl to high five u after)

#amazingcomebacks

tropius:

gyarados:

towongfoo:

The pokemon duh eggs werent even introduced until gen 2

if you think about it from a canonical standpoint it was the egg because the creation myth says that an egg appeared where there was nothingness and Arceus came out of that egg

You’re both geeks. That’s how I see it

(Source: pokemon-global-academy)

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

(Source: swallotail)

poli-swirl:

Everyone has that one Pokemon region they connect to on a spiritual level

Regina Mills + pants suits

(Source: prismaticlife)

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

(Source: theslowpokewell)

burpywatermelons:

The best Pokemon name in the world.

(Source: montagemode)